KwicK KwoTes: White House Correspondents Dinner

WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER Washington DC Apr. 30

“C-SPAN … is one unpaid electric bill away from being a radio station.”

SNL Weekend Update SETH MEYERS takes aim at the U.S. public affairs cable channel which telecast the event live. 

Seth Meyers: Fit to Be Tied

Donald Trump is here. I know he’s taken some flack recently, but no one is more ready to put the birther issue to rest than the Donald. So he can focus real issues at hand facing America, like ‘Did we really land on the moon?’ ‘What really happened in Roswell?’ And, ‘Where are Biggie and Tupac?’”

President BARACK OBAMA disses the Donald on  “the birther issue”. (Some cranks still contend Obama was not born in the States and therefore is ineligible to hold Presidential office. For the record Obama’s birth certificate flashed on the screen several times during a special video presentation at the dinner proving once and for all that, yes, the  Prez was born in the USA.)

Okay, so that problem’s solved.

Now if they could just figure out a way to get outta the Middle East  ….


 

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