Is It Too Early for a Holiday Headline?

“Santa Left Dangling By His Beard!”

– BBC News Berkshire

(In a related story The Easter Bunny was accidentally shot while on a promo tour for the upcoming film Rise of the Guardians.  The suspect, who  has not been named by police. apparently shouted to reporters as he was being led away,  “I didn’t come within a hundred feet of that wabbit. I’ve been wailwoaded.”)

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Author: rixbitz

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