BUSHWICK And Bombs

BUSHWICK

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The premise sounds a little far-fetched (screenplay is credited to Nick Damici and Graham Reznick)  – certain Southern states secede from the Union and invade the lowly Brooklyn suburb of Bushwick in hopes of establishing a beachhead in Manhattan.

However, the filmmakers (Cary Murnion and Jonathan Milott are listed as directors) get a lot of bang for their buck, considering their overall budget would barely cover Johnny Depp’s coffee break.

But that premise? I mean, North vs. South? A second American Civil War? That couldn’t happen again, could it? Well, could it? Um …. could it?

FASTER

 

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This must have looked good on  paper. But, seriously, guys, don’t you have something better to do with your time?

ASSASSIN’S CREED

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What the …….. oh, never mind!

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Author: rixbitz

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